THE GROOM GOBLINS PRESENT

OPERATION T. RAY BACHELOR PARTY

AUSTIN, TEXAS
OCTOBER 7-12, 2026

MISSION COMMENCES IN

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PERSONNEL FILE

THE UNIT

Seven operators. One legendary mission.

COMMANDING OFFICER

T. RAY

THE GROOM

MAN OF HONOR
OPERATOR

BRADLEY

GOBLIN UNIT

OPERATOR

AZARIAH

GOBLIN UNIT

OPERATOR

JEREMIAH

GOBLIN UNIT

OPERATOR

JOEL N

GOBLIN UNIT

OPERATOR

JOEL S

GOBLIN UNIT

OPERATOR

NATE

GOBLIN UNIT

MISSION INTEL

OPERATION BRIEFING

Six days of tactical excellence

WEDNESDAY

OCTOBER 7, 2026

DEPLOYMENT INITIATED

0800 - 2000 HRS

CONVOY: NEW MEXICO → DALLAS

Initial transport to staging area

BUDGET: $60 - $75
2000 HRS - NEXT DAY

SAFE HOUSE: BRADLEY'S RESIDENCE

Rest and preparation for next phase

BUDGET: SECURED
THURSDAY

OCTOBER 8, 2026

MAIN OBJECTIVE APPROACH

0900 - 1230 HRS

CONVOY: DALLAS → AUSTIN

Supply stop at Buc-ee's mandatory

BUDGET: $25 - $35
1230 - 1400 HRS

RATIONS: AUSTIN ARRIVAL MEAL

First tactical refuel in AO

BUDGET: $140 - $175
1430 - 1530 HRS

FOB ESTABLISHMENT: AIRBNB

Forward Operating Base for the mission

BUDGET: $800 - $1,100
1530 - 1800 HRS

SUPPLY RUN: HEB GROCERY

Acquire provisions and supplies

BUDGET: $200 - $250
1800 - 1900 HRS

PREP: DRESS UNIFORM

Prepare for formal engagement

BUDGET: SECURED
1930 - 2130 HRS

FORMAL DINNER: STEAKHOUSE

Groomsman dinner - premium grade only

BUDGET: $700 - $900
2200 HRS - LATE

TACTICAL GAMES: POKER NIGHT

Strategic card operations at FOB

BUDGET: SECURED
FRIDAY

OCTOBER 9, 2026

ENTERTAINMENT OPERATIONS

0900 - 1000 HRS

RATIONS: FOB BREAKFAST

Morning fuel at base

BUDGET: SECURED
1000 - 1200 HRS

R&R: RECOVERY TIME

Rest and regroup

BUDGET: SECURED
1230 - 1500 HRS

COMBAT SIM: CINEMARK GAMING

Private gaming deployment with rations

BUDGET: $425 + extras
1530 - 1730 HRS

RECON: CINEMARK MOVIE

Visual intel on the big screen

BUDGET: $12 - $18
1800 - 1930 HRS

RATIONS: ASIAN FUSION

Austin culinary reconnaissance

BUDGET: $325 - $375
2000 HRS - LATE

TOURNAMENT: GAMING PLAYOFFS

May the best goblin prevail

BUDGET: SECURED
SATURDAY

OCTOBER 10, 2026

MAXIMUM INTENSITY OPS

0900 - 1000 HRS

RATIONS: FOB BREAKFAST

High-energy fuel for combat day

BUDGET: SECURED
1030 - 1300 HRS

WEAPONS TRAINING: RANGE DAY

Squad package - Safety first, fun always

BUDGET: $300
1300 - 1400 HRS

RATIONS: REFUEL

Tactical lunch between objectives

BUDGET: $105 - $140
1600 - 1800 HRS

SPEED OPS: COTA KART RACING

High-speed pursuit at Circuit of the Americas

BUDGET: $550 - $600
1830 - 2000 HRS

COOKOUT: FOB GRILL OPS

Grilling and tactical debriefing

BUDGET: SECURED
2030 HRS - LATE

FINAL TRIBUTE: T. RAY SENDOFF

Night of honor - celebrating the CO

BUDGET: SECURED
SUNDAY

OCTOBER 11, 2026

EXTRACTION PROTOCOL

0900 - 1000 HRS

FINAL RATIONS: LAST FOB MEAL

Squad's final breakfast together

BUDGET: SECURED
1100 HRS

FOB BREAKDOWN: CHECKOUT

Pack up and clear the area

BUDGET: SECURED
1100 - 1500 HRS

CONVOY: AUSTIN → DALLAS

Return to staging area

BUDGET: $20 - $30
1500 HRS - NEXT DAY

SAFE HOUSE: BRADLEY'S RESIDENCE

Final squad night together

BUDGET: SECURED
MONDAY

OCTOBER 12, 2026

MISSION COMPLETE

0800 - 1900 HRS

FINAL CONVOY: DALLAS → NEW MEXICO

Return to home base with legendary memories

BUDGET: $60 - $75
CLASSIFIED

BUDGET ALLOCATION

Mission resource requirements

DECLASSIFIED

Per Operator Allocation

$ 598

Based on 7 operators sharing all mission costs

* Intel based on projected costs. Actual expenditures may vary. Personal expenses not included.