OPERATION T. RAY BACHELOR PARTY
MISSION COMMENCES IN
THE UNIT
Seven operators. One legendary mission.
T. RAY
THE GROOM
BRADLEY
GOBLIN UNIT
AZARIAH
GOBLIN UNIT
JEREMIAH
GOBLIN UNIT
JOEL N
GOBLIN UNIT
JOEL S
GOBLIN UNIT
NATE
GOBLIN UNIT
OPERATION BRIEFING
Six days of tactical excellence
OCTOBER 7, 2026
DEPLOYMENT INITIATED
CONVOY: NEW MEXICO → DALLAS
Initial transport to staging area
SAFE HOUSE: BRADLEY'S RESIDENCE
Rest and preparation for next phase
OCTOBER 8, 2026
MAIN OBJECTIVE APPROACH
CONVOY: DALLAS → AUSTIN
Supply stop at Buc-ee's mandatory
RATIONS: AUSTIN ARRIVAL MEAL
First tactical refuel in AO
FOB ESTABLISHMENT: AIRBNB
Forward Operating Base for the mission
SUPPLY RUN: HEB GROCERY
Acquire provisions and supplies
PREP: DRESS UNIFORM
Prepare for formal engagement
FORMAL DINNER: STEAKHOUSE
Groomsman dinner - premium grade only
TACTICAL GAMES: POKER NIGHT
Strategic card operations at FOB
OCTOBER 9, 2026
ENTERTAINMENT OPERATIONS
RATIONS: FOB BREAKFAST
Morning fuel at base
R&R: RECOVERY TIME
Rest and regroup
COMBAT SIM: CINEMARK GAMING
Private gaming deployment with rations
RECON: CINEMARK MOVIE
Visual intel on the big screen
RATIONS: ASIAN FUSION
Austin culinary reconnaissance
TOURNAMENT: GAMING PLAYOFFS
May the best goblin prevail
OCTOBER 10, 2026
MAXIMUM INTENSITY OPS
RATIONS: FOB BREAKFAST
High-energy fuel for combat day
WEAPONS TRAINING: RANGE DAY
Squad package - Safety first, fun always
RATIONS: REFUEL
Tactical lunch between objectives
SPEED OPS: COTA KART RACING
High-speed pursuit at Circuit of the Americas
COOKOUT: FOB GRILL OPS
Grilling and tactical debriefing
FINAL TRIBUTE: T. RAY SENDOFF
Night of honor - celebrating the CO
OCTOBER 11, 2026
EXTRACTION PROTOCOL
FINAL RATIONS: LAST FOB MEAL
Squad's final breakfast together
FOB BREAKDOWN: CHECKOUT
Pack up and clear the area
CONVOY: AUSTIN → DALLAS
Return to staging area
SAFE HOUSE: BRADLEY'S RESIDENCE
Final squad night together
OCTOBER 12, 2026
MISSION COMPLETE
FINAL CONVOY: DALLAS → NEW MEXICO
Return to home base with legendary memories
BUDGET ALLOCATION
Mission resource requirements
Per Operator Allocation
Based on 7 operators sharing all mission costs
* Intel based on projected costs. Actual expenditures may vary. Personal expenses not included.